Andy Millman vs David Brent - Who Would Win in a Brawl?
Orlando Bloom at his best!
Orlando Bloom: …Number One Fantasy Snog for Women; Number One, Orlando Bloom. I’m going to show this to Johnny Depp, he’s only number four.
Maggie: Really? He’d be my number one.
Orlando: Well, then you’d be wrong wouldn’t you? I’m number one. There’s the proof.
It was the same on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean. Me and Keira Knightly do a kissing scene, I do a brilliant take, everyone claps, the director goes ‘That was amazing!’ Keira goes, “Can we just do that kissing bit again?” Well, I know what she’s up to… And I tease her and I go, “If you want to kiss somebody, why don’t you kiss Johnny Depp?” She says “Don’t make me sick. I’m going to fucking vomit if you carry on like that.”
Maggie: Why do you keep talking about Johnny Depp?
Orlando: I don’t keep talking about him. I never talk about him. He’s boring. He’s a prat.
“Alright, mate. Come and check this out. I just typed in 58,008 into a calculator, um, and, lo-and-behold, amazingly, it comes up ‘BOOBS.’ See that? That’s worth knowing, isn’t it?”
